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Teeth Shattering News: EA Sports Announces Custom Club Controller For Wii Version Of Tiger Woods PGA Tour

Despite Tiger’s many, many personal struggles, the one company that has steadfastly stood by him is EA Sports, which makes sense considering that without the Woods name right on the box, they would have virtually no chance of marketing the extremely successful golf video game series.

And if you plan to purchase Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 for the Nintendo Wii when it is released in June, you will be able to create a more realistic gaming experience with the availability of custom sports accessories for the golf simulation, including a Wii Club that can be lengthened up to 36 inches long. Does it come with a mouthguard?

For those of you who do not intend to purchase the updated version of the game, it appears that the club and other accessories were retrofitted to work with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10.

I know, I know. The teeth getting knocked out bit is about as low hanging as comedic fruit can come, but even sophisticated British websites with stately names like Electricpig appear to also relish getting in on the tomfoolery.

The Wii clubs for Tiger Woods PGA Tour will stretch to 36”, so you’ll need to be quite careful when you start swinging them around in your living room or your TV screen will end up like the back window of an SUV.

Zing! Not bad. Well played, Electricpig.

All kidding aside, the club in particular sounds pretty cool, but I wonder what other kinds of accessories there will be for the game. At this point, there has been no word on whether or not one of them will be an Ambien dispenser just in case you need to a little extra boost for one of those all-night “crazy Ambien play” experiences.

EA planning realistic Tiger Woods clubs for Nintendo Wii [Electricpig]