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I Heard Barry Melrose’s Unconventional Skin Care Practices Are What Got Him Run Out Of Tampa

Well, it was either that or his shitty coaching methods.

Speaking of shit, in an interview with the dunderheads on ESPN’s First Take, legendary mulleted hockey analyst Barry Melrose let the world in on what odd substance he uses to maintain his youthful look:

Chicken shit.

Of course, Dana Jacobson was forced to apologize, even though he said “chicken ship” (video of apology at You Been Blinded)

But what I would really like to know is why Barry Melrose says “agaynst” when he says the word “against.” That’s the real mystery.

Barry Melrose Uses Chicken Ship as Skin Care Product [You Been Blinded]