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In Honor Of Valentine’s Day, Here Is Literally The Shi**iest Valentine Ever

Because it’s made out of poop.

Bruce Andersland, of Albert Lea, Minnesota (ugh), created a half-mile wide heart out of shit that he spread with a tractor and a manure spreader for his wife. Andersland started his showing of his flair for fecal art on Wednesday and finished up on Thursday.

His spouse was surprisingly moved by the gesture.

His wife, Beth, says it’s the biggest and most original Valentine she has ever received. She says some people might think it’s gross but she says it’s cute and “Why not do something fun with what you got?”

She says the heart would be darker except for recent heavy snowfall mixed with the cowplop, so the spreader ended up spreading manure and snow.

Now that is a great wife right there. Remember, before attempting such an unconventional declaration yourself, this guy is a farmer and possesses the necessary equipment to pull of such a stunt.  Simply smearing a heartfelt “I Love You” with your own poop on the bathroom mirror probably isn’t going to cut it. Unless your significant other happens to be a coprophiliac, then you have it made in the shade, my friend.

Love stinks! Minn. farmer creates manure valentine [Star Tribune]