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Wake N’ Blog For February 10th: Wacko Passenger On Flight Attributes Unruly Behavior To Eating Pot Cookies

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Go ahead, squeeze the Charmin, we won’t tell Mr. Whipple – as long as you send me some links and/or tips.

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a pot cookie binge. Thirty-year-old Kinman Chan of San Francisco was on a flight from Philadelphia to Los Angeles on Sunday when he began freaking out in the bathroom and ended up in a scuffle with the crew. Chan blames his wigging out on eating a double dose of medicinal marijuana cookies. Right. [MSNBC/AP]

• Ticket sales for the NBA All-Star Game are nearing 92,000. That’s a lot of people to be interested in a boring game. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Nevada sports books made $6.8 million in profits on Super Bowl wagers. Thank goodness, I was worried sick about them. [Las Vegas Sun]

• Busty Texas Longhorn fan started yesterday off as a mystery woman who captured the fancy of internet pervs everywhere, then her identity was ultimately discovered, which is good, because she is one smoking hot mama. [Deadspin, Deadspin]

• Punte met Mr. Belding a/k/a Dennis Haskins and got his shirt signed by the legend! [With Leather]

Be sure to click on through to the other side. We have lots of good stuff for you, including Beaker from The Muppets singing “Dust in the Wind” and I am very confident that you don’t want to miss that.

• Could my old buddy Hextall454 make an international hockey team? [Melt Your Face Off]

• Nice: some coaches got in a fight at a kid’s hockey game. This would be even more disgusting if it didn’t happen all the time. [Guyism]

• With the  news that the Super Bowl finally beat out M*A*S*H to become the most-watched television event, Drew gives the overrated show a proper send-off. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• “Journalist” Dan Shaughnessy is a world-class moron. [The Big Lead]

• Marshawn Lynch is still alright with this guy. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Maurice Clarett wants to get out of jail early. Good luck with all that. [Last Angry Fan]

The Onion Headline of the Day: “Vegan Unaware Pineapple He’s Eating Once Used To Beat Cow To Death” Heh. [The Onion]

• This is great. Woodhead Swede hockey player doesn’t remove his skate guards before hopping over the boards and onto the ice. [H/T Total Pro Sports]

• I don’t think much more needs to be said: Beaker from The Muppets doing “Dust in the Wind” by Kansas. [H/T TV Squad]