It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (February 4th)

• Any post that has “Wendy Nix Cleavage Action” in its title gets top billing at this here blog. [Busted Coverage]

• Behold, the Kim Kardashian NASCAR auto. [Out of Bounds]

• Good stuff: it is reported here that a Washington Capitals dancer stated that her favorite book is “Facebook.” Lordy. [Mr. Irrelevant]

• Chad Ochocinco wants Tiger Woods to be a condom pitchman. [You Been Blinded]

• LOLNFL: indeed, bye weeks do suck. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Remember that nightmare fuel that was the Punxatawnee Polamalu commercial?Well, truTV has some behind-the-scenes footage that only makes it more terrifying. [P.S.A.M.P.]

• Some douchebag who calls himself “The Situation” claims he is in a Super Bowl commercial with Peyton Manning. No, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anything affiliated with Jersey Shore. [Shutdown Corner]

• The Backyard Brawl got out of hand last night. Shocking. [With Leather]

• If anyone is looking for a gift for your friendly neighborhood Blogger Man, this Minnesota Wild-themed snowmobile would do the trick. [Puck Daddy]

• One of my all-time favorites: FCL Finishes The Headline. [Food Court Lunch]

• I think I’m going to loves this feature from the fellas over at WoW: This Tweet In Baseball. [Walkoff Walk]

• Phil Mickelson + Staying Alive + animated .gif = Hilarity. [The Sporting Blog]