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Wake N’ Blog For January 21st: Does A Nose Know Where The Nose Goes (After Being Bit Off)? I Suppose…

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• I am relieved I sniffed out this story: Bobbie Smith of Jonesville, Michigan was being held in Jackson County jail after she was charged with biting off a third of her sister’s nose. She is now facing charges of mayhem and domestic violence. Crazy story, to be sure, but you know how sisters can be – fighting all the time and all that nonsense. [MSNBC/AP]

• The Montreal Canadiens have donated $159,553 to assist in relief efforts in Haiti. That would buy a lot of poutine. [TSN]

• Here’s a interesting gallery of creative wine bottle holders. [Uncoached]

• Punte scored an interview with the co-creator of the Alaska hockey/bear video. Well done. [With Leather]

• Here’s the front side of bobsledder ass gal. [Busted Coverage]

• No celebrities are showing up for the Bob Hope Classic anymore. Probably because no one can remember who Bob Hope is. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Al Davis is interviewing everyone in his Rolodex for the head coaching job for the Raiders even though the job isn’t vacant. The guy is a maverick from a forgotten era, I tell ya. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Jets head coach Rex Ryan consumes a 7,000 calorie a day diet. [Shutdown Corner]

• Panic in the heartland: the exposed shoulders of high school cheerleaders are tearing a community apart. [Out of Bounds]

• Brock Lesnar is healthy again. Whew.  [Las Vegas Sun]

• Information on how to grow grass like the pros do. Sadly, this link isn’t to High Times magazine. [Big League Stew]

• The Vancouver Canucks are about to embark on the longest road trip in NHL history – 14 games. Sure, it is broken up by the Olympics, but still. [Fanhouse]

• Who would think jumping up onto and sliding across the surface of a ping pong table could result in something bad happening? [H/T Don Chavez]

• Finally, in case you missed it: domestic goddess Martha Stewart pole dancing. Dear God. It’s not a good thing.[H/T Out of Bounds]