Wake N’ Blog For January 14th: Polish Hooker Gets What She Deserves For Not Paying The Whore Tax
Wake N’ Blog is now the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. It is recommended by four out of five dentists with a crippling nitrous oxide addiction.
• I wonder what the tax code is like on Whore Island? Well, that’s a mystery for another day, but I can assure you that in Poland, they don’t mess around with the prostitutes. Well, they do, but then they don’t, I guess. Via Reuters: “Poland’s tax office has levied a fine of 2.3 million zlotys ($820,000) on an unemployed woman for failing to pay tax on income worth at least 13.7 million zlotys she said she had earned as a prostitute.” Ah, Poland – your fine people are always such a source of entertainment. Which reminds me of a joke: how do you get a one-armed Polish hooker out of a tree? You give her a glass of water with a booger in it. I think I messed that one up. [Yahoo!/Reuters]
• Barry Bonds’ son recently pleaded not guilty to five misdemeanor charges stemming from an altercation with his mother. I guess those Bonds boys can’t admit to anything. [The Washington Post/AP]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt admitted on the George Lopez’s show that she bedazzled her vagina. Okey-dokey. [Warming Glow]
• Ah yes, Tommy from Quinzee. He is presently lamenting the end of the Patriots dynasty. His deep thoughts and cockeyed cockeyeism are always a delight. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Ladies and gentlemen, Alex Tyus recently debuted the newest look in male hair fashion: and his male-pattern cornrows. Jesus. [Joe Sports Fan]
• Neil Peart’s version of “The Hockey Theme” debuts today. I for one, am looking forward to the 12-minute drum solo in the middle. [TSN]
• The saddest Twitter account ever. [Style Points]
• R&B great Teddy Pendegrass has passed away. He was 59. May he rest in peace. [ABC News]
• It is being reported the Gilbert Arenas owned several hundred guns. What a jokester. [With Leather]
• The Sports Report Girl weighs in on Lane Kiffin’s move to USC. [The Sports Report Girl]
• Legendary Washington Redskins offensive lineman Russ Grimm once threw up a hot dog and then ate it. [Shutdown Corner]
• It’s never a good idea to combine school pride and 9/11. Unless the goal is to look completely moronic. [Total Pro Sports]
• Why is NASCAR’s Tony Stewart posing in photos with Taylor Swift. No sir, that is not right. [Epic Carnival]
• When Kevin McHale first met Dominique Williams, he was terrified of Williams’ crotch. I can see that. No, I don’t want to see it, but I can see how he was scared. [Awful Announcing]
• Finally, Real Men of Genius. Guy lets buddy punch him in the face, proceeds to break TV. [H/T Don Chavez]
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