Sportress of Blogitude

Catch-All Category

Wake N’ Blog For January 14th: Polish Hooker Gets What She Deserves For Not Paying The Whore Tax

wake-n-blogWake N’ Blog is now the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. It is recommended by four out of five dentists with a crippling nitrous oxide addiction.

• I wonder what the tax code is like on Whore Island? Well, that’s a mystery for another day, but I can assure you that in Poland, they don’t mess around with the prostitutes. Well, they do, but then they don’t, I guess. Via Reuters: “Poland’s tax office has levied a fine of 2.3 million zlotys ($820,000) on an unemployed woman for failing to pay tax on income worth at least 13.7 million zlotys she said she had earned as a prostitute.” Ah, Poland – your fine people are always such a source of entertainment. Which reminds me of a joke: how do you get a one-armed Polish hooker out of a tree? You give her a glass of water with a booger in it. I think I messed that one up. [Yahoo!/Reuters]

• Barry Bonds’ son recently pleaded not guilty to five misdemeanor charges stemming from an altercation with his mother. I guess those Bonds boys can’t admit to anything. [The Washington Post/AP]

• Jennifer Love Hewitt admitted on the George Lopez’s show that she bedazzled her vagina. Okey-dokey. [Warming Glow]

• Ah yes, Tommy from Quinzee. He is presently lamenting the end of the Patriots dynasty. His deep thoughts and cockeyed cockeyeism are always a delight. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Ladies and gentlemen, Alex Tyus recently debuted the newest look in male hair fashion: and his male-pattern cornrows. Jesus. [Joe Sports Fan]

• Neil Peart’s version of “The Hockey Theme” debuts today. I for one, am looking forward to the 12-minute drum solo in the middle. [TSN]

• The saddest Twitter account ever. [Style Points]

• R&B great Teddy Pendegrass has passed away. He was 59. May he rest in peace. [ABC News]

• It is being reported the Gilbert Arenas owned several hundred guns. What a jokester. [With Leather]

• The Sports Report Girl weighs in on Lane Kiffin’s move to USC. [The Sports Report Girl]

• Legendary Washington Redskins offensive lineman Russ Grimm once threw up a hot dog and then ate it. [Shutdown Corner]

• It’s never a good idea to combine school pride and 9/11. Unless the goal is to look completely moronic. [Total Pro Sports]

• Why is NASCAR’s Tony Stewart posing in photos with Taylor Swift. No sir, that is not right. [Epic Carnival]

• When Kevin McHale first met Dominique Williams, he was terrified of Williams’ crotch. I can see that. No, I don’t want to see it, but I can see how he was scared. [Awful Announcing]

• Finally, Real Men of Genius. Guy lets buddy punch him in the face, proceeds to break TV. [H/T Don Chavez]

Have any tips for your friendly neighborhood sports blog? Use the Tips/Contact page above or shoot me an e-mail at weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

Site note: I will be out of the office this morning but will return with a normal slate of afternoon posts. Y’all come back now, ya hear?