It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (January 12th)

• John Clayton mysteriously disappeared during a SportsCenter broadcast. Creepy. [Awful Announcing]

• The fine fellas over at KSK give you ample reasons to hate my favorite team, the Minnesota Vikings. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Rick Chandler is no fan of the Pizza Whisperer. Click through for the backstory. [Out of Bounds]

• Here are nine reasons the Hayden Panettiere-Wladmir Klitschko relationship will never work out. Reason No. 10: she’s secretly in love with me. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• LSUFreek works his animated .gif magic with the Mark McGwire steroids admission. [The Sporting Blog]

• It’s official, kids. The Rock’s career has officially hit rock bottom. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• A compelling look at the unique relationship between midgets and sports. [Joe Sports Fan]

• A welcome appearance by the original cockknocker himself, Sean Avery. One of the greatest creations in blog history. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Golfer Natalie Gulbis may be attractive, but she does not know her U.S. landmarks. [With Leather]