Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For December 17th

• NBA Basketball Doubleheader. Orlando Magic at Miami Heat first, Phoenix Suns at Portland Trail Blazers next. Yippee. [TNT, 8:00 ET]

• Women’s College Volleyball. Final Four. Minnesota vs. Texas (Go Gophers!) get you warmed up and Hawaii vs. Penn State wraps up the action. [ESPN2, 7:00 ET]

• High School Basketball. Ames Senior (Iowa) vs. Waukegan (Ill.). That’s what I like about high school basketball games…yadda yadda yadda. [ESPN, 9:00 ET]

• No It’s Always Sunny? This is bullshit, man. Screw this.