Sorry, ‘Breaking News’ Doesn’t Cut It For This Story – How About ‘Erupting News’?
Holy Christ on a cracker with a side of sweet sassy molassey! Ya think?
No shit, Sherlock.
The next thing you know, Reuters is going to inform us that smoking could impact your health and not wearing pants to interviews could impact your ability to get a job. Unless you are applying for a job as a pantsless butler, that is. Worst part-time job ever.
Tiger Woods’ break could impact golf ratings [Reuters]