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Wake N’ Blog For December 10th: Pissy People Steal Piss From Piss Test Pisscility

wake-n-blogNHL. Minnesota Wild 1, Colorado Avalanche 0. Annti Miettinen’s goal early in the first period was all the Wild needed as Niklas Backstrom made 23 saves for his first shutout of the season. [NHL.com Scoreboard]

NBA. Houston Rockets 95, Cleveland Cavaliers 85. Aaron Brooks scored 27 points and Trevor Ariza added 26 as the Rockets forced LeBron James into an 8-21 shooting night. [NBA.com Scoreboard]

College Basketball. UW Green Bay Phoenix 88, (No. 20) Wisconsin Badgers 84 (OT). The Phoenix beat the Badgers for the first time in 16 tries as Wisconsin fell after getting into the Top 25 after beating Duke last week. [USA Today]

Urine for some trouble if you steal urine from a testing facility. Authorities are on the lookout for a “person of interest” after 17 urine samples were swiped from a drug testing facility in Logan, Utah. I have a suggestion for the fuzz on how to find the perp – if you find a guy (or gal) who smells a little bit too much like asparagus, you probably have your thief. On the other hand, it might be an asparagus farmer with poor personal hygeine. [MSNBC/AP]