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Sorry, But Any Time Mark Messier’s Name Is In The News, I Am Required To Use This Photo Of Him With Gary Coleman

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Hey, I wouldn’t have done it if I wasn’t required to do so in accordance with the Articles and Bylaws of Sports Bloggery. My hands were tied here, which is also how I envision the condition Gary Coleman’s hands shortly after this photo was snapped.

BAM! How do you like them apples? Which is what I imagine Mark Messier said while teabagging Gary Coleman shortly after this photo was taken.

HEY-OH! Actually, this whole act is just plain wrong – which is what I imagine Mark Messier said after teabagging Gary Coleman shortly after the above photo was taken.

What’s that? Oh yeah, the Mark Messier news. Yeah, apparently he’s been named the general manager for the 2010 IIHF World Hockey Championship by Hockey Canada, which is scheduled to take place May 7th through the 23rd in Germany. So, that’s pretty cool for Messier – I am sure he is very proud, which I reckon is the exact opposite of the way he felt shortly after the above photo was taken.

HOCKEY CANADA NAMES MESSIER GM OF 2010 WORLDS [TSN]