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One Headline About Schwag Makes Complete Sense While Another Totally Confuses Me

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Maybe I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, but why in the hell are they discussing schwag weed in a column about cricket? And duh, of course schwag would be a calming influence. Granted, it won’t get you as high as some tasty nugs, but you can still catch a buzz from it.

And what about this one? I don’t get it:

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I’m sorry, I hate to break it to whoever wrote this piece, but there is no such thing as “Superb Schwag.” Decent? Maybe, but superb. Nah. And what the hell does “Hitting Double Ton” mean? Although, even if it is schwag, I suppose having two tons of it wouldn’t be a bad deal. But still, I have no idea what they are trying to get at here.

Wait, what’s that? Sehwag? Ohhh. And this Sehwag is a cricket player? Okay, now it all makes sense to me. Well, as much as it is possible for cricket to make sense.

Sehwag was a calming influence: Vijay [The Hindu]
Superb Sehwag hits double ton [Morning Star Online]