Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For December 2nd

• Assload of College Basketball. Illinois at Clemson (7:15 ET) followed up by Duke at Wisconsin (9:15 ET). [ESPN]

• Assload of College Basketball Part 2, Electric Boogaloo. Boston College at Michigan (7:30 ET) right into some Florida State at Ohio State action (9:30 ET) [ESPN2]

• Boxing. Bernard Hopkins vs. Enrique Ornelas. A decent light heavyweight bout, but a far more interesting matchup would have been Anthony Hopkins vs. Enrique Iglesias. Those two don’t like each other very much. Not sure why, though. [Versus, 8:00 ET]

• Like a self-contained acid flashback. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. All of these old-school Christmas specials creep me out. Oh shit. I’m already starting to see trails just thinking about the damn show. [CBS, 8:00 ET]