The Morning Bowl (November 30th): Suzy Kolber Will Not Put Up With Any More Of Tom Brady’s Crap

• The perky sideline reporter is not going to allow herself to get shunned again if the opportunity presents itself again tonight. [Awful Announcing]

• Video of Pittsburgh Penguin Mike Rupp indicating that if he were a woman, he would totally go for teammate Bill Guerin. [Puck Daddy]

• A feature on Wade Boggs’ “thirsty” mustache. [7th Inning Stache]

• MJD counts down his five least valuable players from yesterday’s NFL action. [Shutdown Corner]

• PR expert lays out how he thinks Tiger Woods should handle his current crisis. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Peter King will not get the better of Drew, no matter how hard the portly scribe tries. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

•  Emo punk Danny Brierre deliberately got himself suspended last week because he loves Black Friday so much. [Melt Your Face Off]