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Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For November 4th

floydWorld Series. Game Six, Phillies at Yankees. Let the soothing sounds of Buck & McCarver guide you through the game. They’re like the Seals & Crofts of shitty sports broadcasters. [FOX, 7:30 ET]

NBA Basketball Doubleheader. Miami Heat at Washington Wizards at 7:00 followed by Dallas Mavericks at New Orleans Hornets at 9:30 ET. Who knows what Dirk Nowitzki is going to do to follow up last night’s epic performance. Maybe he’ll bang the ugliest girl in the crowd. It wouldn’t be a leap, now would it?  [ESPN]

UFL Football? They have got to be shitting me, right? No? It’s an epic matchup between two heated rivals: Las Vegas Locomotives at New York Sentinels. I don’t have to tell that these two teams don’t like each other. [Versus, 7:00 ET]

Basic Cable Movie of the Night. The Girl Next Door starring Elisha Cuthbert. Yum. The only problem is, every time I wash watch this movie, I have to do a load of whites because I’m out of socks. Does that make sense? [FX, 7:30 ET]