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Phoenix Mercury (it’s a real team, trust me) player Diana Taurasi pleaded guilty to DUI charges and just spent a day in jail after the judge suspended nine days of her sentence.

Taurasi’s blood-alcohol level was 0.17 percent when she was pulled over on July 2 following a 93-81 victory over the Seattle Storm. That’s more than twice Arizona’s legal limit of 0.08 percent.

A police officer who stopped Taurasi’s vehicle after seeing it drift outside a traffic lane near downtown Phoenix claims she was driving nearly 20 mph over the 35 mph limit.

Her BAC was 0.17? Isn’t that a typical ratings share for a WNBA Finals game?

Don’t worry, I have a lot more of that kind of hilarity stored away where that came from. I call it my “Funny Box” which incidentally is the name  Taurasi gave to her snizz.

Taurasi pleads guilty to DUI, serves day in jail [The Associated Press]