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Wake N’ Blog For October 29th: Fat Guy Has An Alibi – Too Fat To Commit Murder

wake-n-blogWorld Series. Philadelphia Phillies 6, New York Yankees 1.Cliff Lee was brilliant, pitching a complete game while yielding only six hits and one unearned run while striking out 10. Chase Utley hit two home runs for Philly while A-Rod  struck out three times for the Yankees in his World Series debut. []

NHL. Pittsburgh Penguins 6, Montreal Canadiens 1. Sidney Crosby scored his third career hat trick as Pittsburgh became the first team to reach 10 victories this season. [ Scoreboard]

NBA. Toronto Raptors 101, Cleveland Cavaliers 91. Andrea Bargani scored 28 points and Chris Bosh added 21 points and 16 rebounds as the Raptors held off the Cavs despite LeBron James triple double (23 points, 12 assists, 11 rebounds). [ Scoreboard]

Fat Man May Not Have Been Able To Murder A Human Being, But You Should See Him Take Out A Buffet. Edward Ates, a 62-year-old Florida man who is 5’8″ and weighs in at a robust 285 pounds, is using the defense that he is too fat to have pulled off the shooting and fast getaway that left his son-in-law, Paul Duncsac. What’s this? He’s from New Jersey? I thought fat people in this country only lived in middle-America. Huh. Said his attorney: “You look at Ed and you don’t need to hear it from a doctor.”


Yeah, the only way that guy is mudering someone is if he inadvertently sat on them. [AOL/AP]