SI Cheerleader Of The Week Vanessa Just Gave Me A Raging Case Of School Spirit In My Pants

Whatever that means.

I’m fairly confident we have not come across a more attractive Cheerleader of the Week since the Sportress began documenting them. Meet Vanessa Marrero, a transplanted New Yorker attending Florida International University. Vanessa is a senior majoring in advertising at FIU, but clearly she also has an undeclared minor in Spankbankology.

Need further evidence? Jump on through, friend.

Vanessa says:

My best physical feature is: My hair.

Not so fast, sweetheart. Submitted for your approval:

Exhibit A

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Exhibit E

Methinks Miss Vanessa is undervaluing some of her finer features.

I rest my case. Obviously, I could go on…so I will.

Here’s a little more info on Vanessa:

If I had to watch one movie on loop for ever, it would be: The Notebook.

Gah!

My favorite people to follow on Twitter are: I don’t use Twitter.

That’s interesting. Why not?

My worst habit is: I procrastinate.

Aha. I see.

The worst date I’ve ever been on was: With a guy that took me to dinner and barely spoke and chewed louder than a camel. There was a lot of awkward silence and his hands were always sweaty when he touched me. He also had on way too much cologne. By the end of the date I felt like puking.

So, she doesn’t like guys from Jersey. Got it.

Three things I’d take to a desert island are: My shoes, coconut lotion, My iPod.

Interesting. After perusing her photo gallery earlier today, those are very same things, along with my laptop, that I brought into the unused office with a locking door at my place of work. Except for the shoes and the iPod, that is.

Nice, sexy grip, Vanessa. Keep up the great work. Well, I suppose it’s due time for another trip to the empty office. I have always said you can never get enough “me” time during the day.

Cheerleader of the Week: Florida International’s Vanessa [Extra Mustard]