The Morning Bowl (October 13th): Jimmy “The Mouth Of The South” Heart Is Still Alive?
• Has anyone else seen the commercial featuring Jimmy Hart pimping Medical Hair Restoration? Awkward. [Joe Sports Fan]
• Colorado coach Dan Hawkins sucks balls. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]
• Get ready for the U.S. to suck in the World Cup! [Bootlegger Sports]
• Here’s something on the Flames’ epic fail against the Blackhawks last night. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Peyton Manning is angry at Joe Buck. [Awful Announcing]
• Business_Socks spices up Mark Texeira’s bio. [Style Points]