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Jelena Dokic’s Father Don’t Mind Stealing Bread From The Mouths Of Decadence

damir dokictemple of the dogBut he’s growing hungry.

That’s right, Damir Dokic, currently ranked number one on the WTA’s Overall Crazy Father Rankings, isn’t too pleased that he was ordered to serve a 15-month prison sentence for threatening to fire a rocket at the Australian Ambassador to Serbia’s automobile.

In fact, he feels so wronged that he has begun a hunger strike to protest the unfortunate situation of being sentenced to prison for making terroristic threats – crazy, huh?

Papa Dokic initiated the alleged plot after an article in an Australian newspaper reported that Jelena accused him of repeatedly beating her. Damir Dokic’s attorney is now concerned about his client’s welfare.

Damir Dokic’s lawyer, Bosiljka Djukic, told The Associated Press on Thursday that she had been informed by Dokic’s wife that he was no longer taking any food, water or medicines in prison. He is serving his sentence in the northern town of Sremska Mitrovica.

“I am very worried,” Djukic said.

Clearly, Papa Dokic has some issues.  But do you know what I’m worried about? Not completing every objective I set for myself when deciding to do this post. Let’s take a look:

  1. Make a strained Temple of the Dog reference; and
  2. Sexy photos of Jelena Dokic.

Thank goodness for checklists!

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Very nice, indeed. I don’t mean to go overboard on my compliments regarding the 26-year-old sulty Slav, but I will tell you this: who wouldn’t be thrilled to get the chance to fire a rocket at her ambassador from down under, amirite?

Wait. What?

Dokic’s father on hunger strike in prison [Yahoo!/AP]