Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For October 2nd

• Major League Baseball. Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers. If Detroit wins two out of three, no matter what the Twins do, they win the division. A crappy, crappy division. [ESPN, 7:00 ET]

• College Football. Pittsburgh at Louisville. Hey, I know the Steelers has struggled to open the season, but this is taking it way too far. [ESPN2, 8:00 ET]

• National Hockey League. New York Rangers at Pittsburgh Penguins. No, seriously. The hockey season has begun. Get in on the ground floor this season. You shan’t be disappointed. [NHL Network, 7:30 ET]

• Eye Candy for the Evening. Dollhouse. Yeah, I’m sure the show stinks, but Eliza Dushku, you fools! Do what I’m going to do: turn down the volume and put on your favorite Boz Scaggs album. [FOX, 9:00 ET]