Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For September 28th

• National Football League. Carolina Panthers at Dallas Cowboys. Two shitty quarterbacks trying not to shit the bed. Compelling. [ESPN, 8:30 ET]

• Major League Baseball. Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. Who will win the worst division and baseball rests on the outcome of this four game series. [MLB Network, 7:00 ET]

• Best new series on television. Lie To Me season premiere. It’s got friggin’ Tim Roth in it, for crying out loud. [FOX, 9:00 ET]

• The old standby. Six episodes of Family Guy. Nothing wrong with that. [TBS, 8:00 ET]