Congrats, You Pathetic Publicity Whores
The world can take a collective sigh of relief and move on to more pressing, but obviously less important matter: Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom has wed essentially worthless reality show “star” Khloe Kardashian in a private ceremony Sunday in Beverly Hills.
The bride was walked down the aisle by her stepfather, Bruce Jenner.
Odom’s teammates Luke Walton and Sasha Vujacic attended the ceremony, along with Lakers coach Phil Jackson.
I’m sure Bruce Jenner was all smiles throughout the entire ceremony as he has completely lost any muscle control in his face and that’s how his stylist modeled him before the wedding. Seriously, his face has the consistency of Play Doh.
Usually, I’m a bit skeptical about these celebrity couplings. But when you look at the above photo and look at how happy Odom looks, you have to think these two have a chance to make it. Odom appears to be dumbfounded by his love for his bride-to-be. Either that or he’s thinking he coulda had a V-8
Best of luck to the happy couple. May your pockets be filled with spinoff reality show money for years to come.
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom get married [USA Today]