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Wake N’ Blog For September 24th: I Wonder If Ned Flanders Would Have Carried Left-Handed Underwear At The Leftorium

wake-n-blogMLB Roundup. A.J. Burnett struck out 11 as the Yankees beat the Angels 3-2 to complete the sweep. The Twins beat the White Sox 8-6 and the Tigers throttled the Indians 11-3, keeping Detroit’s lead at 2 1/2 games. Prince Fielder hit his 42nd homer, giving him a league-leading 131 RBI as the Brewers edged the Cubs 3-2. [MLB.com Scoreboard]

Major League Baseball. Booby Cox will call it a career after the 2010 season when he will retire as manager of the Atlanta Braves. Cox is a four-time Manager of the Year and led the Braves to 14 consecutive postseason appearances, including a World Series title in 1995. [The Washington Post]

National Hockey League. After 14 NHL seasons, Olaf Kolzig – nicknamed “Ollie the Goalie” – is retiring. His 303 victories rank 21st in NHL history. [Reuters]

Now left-handed men won’t look like the sick, twisted perverts we all know they are. A store in Britian is marketing a pair of underwear specifically designed for left-handed men. The vertical slit is much easier to access for right handed men, and “[a]s a result,” Debenhams said, “left-handed men have to reach much further into their pants, performing a Z shaped maneuver through two 180 degree angles before achieving the result that right handed men perform with ease.” What a great time to be alive. [Yahoo!/Reuters]