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Submitted for your approval is this week’s SI Cheerleader of the Week, Danielle Hilliard. She is a junior majoring in Criminology at the University of…

Western Ontario?? What the fuck? A Canadian college? First of all, I didn’t even know they had colleges in Canada – you know, way up there – but they have cheerleaders too? And from the looks of it, they breed ’em pretty nice up there.

Good job, Canada.

Danielle is quite the interesting gal. Let’s hit some of the high points of her bio while we ogle at the photos of her.

Danielle’s thinks her best physical feature is:

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Her stomach. Uhhh, ya think? Sweet mercy, look at the abs on that gal. You could, I don’t know, do something crazy with those.

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But I’m not quite sure about the above photo. It almost looks like she has an anorexic alien living inside of her.

My worst habit is: Overeating. I tend to eat even when I’m not hungry!

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She overeats? Where is she hiding it? And remind me again why people don’t think it’s cool to be a male cheerleader.

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Ooh, is that a tongue stud I see? Bonus.

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I haven’t been this excited about a freyed denim skirt since the first time I saw the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” video. Nice gams.

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There’s nothing wrong with that. Sure, she’s no Lisa Charisse Blanco, but she’ll do.

Here’s another little nugget about Danielle:

If I had to watch one movie on loop forever, it would be: Beverly Hills Ninja.

Wait. What? Okay, I’ll let that one slide. We can’t expect perfection. And when a young lady looks like this, most men will let pretty much look past anything.
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Yamma-hamma. Holy roller, indeed.

Three things I’d take to a desert island are: Sunscreen, water and a way home

A way home? Nicely done, Danielle. Beauty and brains. But if I had been asked, I would have simply provided the below photo.

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Finally,

Five people I’d like to have dinner with (living or dead) are: Both of my grandfathers because I never got a chance to meet them, Johnny Depp, Marilyn Monroe and Criss Angel … preferably not all at the same time, though

This was certainly one of the better answers to this question ever given by a Cheerleader of the Week.  Although I don’t quite understand why she wouldn’t want her grandfathers around during the dinner – after they eat,  her grandfathers could double-team Marilyn Monroe while Danielle gets plowed by Johnny Depp and Criss Angel.  Easy-peezy, lemon-squeezy. The only way that scenario could go wrong is if her grandfathers rolled like John Phillips. Then there might have been trouble.

Cheerleader of the Week: University of Western Ontario’s Danielle [Extra Mustard]