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Cris Arreola Would Be Willing To Fight Anyone That Makes Fun Of His Name

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Heh. Arreola. That must be Spanish for nipple.

In his fight Saturday night against a favored and more talented fighter, Vitali Klitschko, Arreola hopes to score one for all of the unfortunately-named boxers that came before him: Sammy Testeez, Boris Vasdeferens, Hugh Scrote, Ted Fallopian, Tommy Foreskin and most importantly, the strangely named Eric Ejaculatorygland. Seriously, what kind of name is that? French?

Arreola finally takes fighting seriously [The Associated Press]