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Fun With Headlines: Ugh

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The writers at the New York Post are renowned for their puntastic headlines, but this one is total weaksauce.

“Pey-dirt”? Come on, man. Whoever came up with that one should get a week’s suspension without pey. Talk about overpeying a person for marginal effort. He’s probably the type of guy who lets his female cat out to roam the streets without getting her speyed. No sir, it is time for you to pey the piper.

Pey.

Colts hit Pey-dirt in Miami [New York Post]