Silly Evan Longoria: Brian Roberts Isn’t Even A Butcher!
“Hey, I’ll tell you what. You can get a good look at a second baseman’s ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn’t you rather to take his word for it?”
“What? I’m failing to make the connection here.”
“No, I mean is, you can get a good look at his VORP by sticking your head up a player’s ass… No, wait. It’s gotta be your VORP.”
Hey, I know it’s weak, but come on, it’s Friday. Leave me alone.
Incidentally, I heard Evan Rachel Wood did the same thing once to Brian Dennehy. It’s how she got her start in the business. Don’t feel too bad for her, though. Word on the street is that Dennehy has the cleanest colon in Tinseltown.
[H/T Big League Stew]