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Wake N’ Blog For September 11th: What? Is He Supposed To Just Sit There And Wait For Justice With His Dick In His Hands? Oh Yeah, Right

wake-n-blogMLB Roundup. The last-place Royals completed the three-game sweep of the first-place Detroit Tigers, winning 7-4. John Lackey pitched a five-hit shutout for his first complete game of the season as the Angels blanked the Mariners 3-0. The Rockies wrapped up a 9-1 homestand by beating the Reds 5-1 while increasing their lead in the wild card race to 4 1/2 games over San Francisco. [ Scoreboard]

National Football League. The Pittsburgh Steelers won their season opener 13-10 in overtime over the Tennessee Titans on Jeff Reed’s 33-yard field goal. Ben Roethlisberger struggled early but finished strong, going 33-43 for 363 yards and Santonio Holmes making nine catches for 131 yards. []

U.S. Open. Sixth seed Juan Martin del Potro beat sixteenth seed Marin Cilic 4-6, 6-3, 6-2, 6-1 to reach the semifinals. The quarterfinal match between Rafael Nadal (No. 2)  and Fernando Gonzalez (No. 11) was suspended due to rain in the second set during the tiebreaker. Nadal won the first set 7-6. []

Wasn’t there a Perry Mason episode called “The Case Of The Re-Attached Penis”? A Turkish court will delay making a verdict for 18 months in a case where a woman is charged with cutting off her lover’s penis. The delay is in part to deterimine whether the man’s re-attached penis is functional. According to a source, “To determine which crime was committed, we first need the report. We’ll continue holding hearings in the trial from time to time until we receive the report.” I’m pretty sure I know what crime was committed – she cut off the dude’s penis. Who cares whether it works again or not? Well, besides the guy with the re-attached penis, that is. [Yahoo!/Reuters]