It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (September 10th)

• Caged camel that makes fake football picks boycotts Michael Vick and the Eagles. [With Leather]

• Clinton Portis is already in midseason form when it comes to providing good quotes. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• Another strange erotic journey through the KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Be sure to head over to SP and vote in their “Worst Starting RB in the NFL” poll. [Style Points]

• MJD’s envisions what John Madden’s first seven suggestions will be to Roger Goodell. [Shutdown Corner]

• Alex Ovechkin drives a zamboni in Manattan. Not as good as when the Muppets took Manhattan, but not bad. [Puck Daddy]

• These guys are damn proud they aren’t responsible for writing the worst sports column ever.  [Bootlegger Sports]