Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For September 9th
• MLB Doubleheader. Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees followed up Los Angeles Dodgers at Arizona Diamondbacks. Both coasts are covered! What an amazing time to be alive! [ESPN, 7:00 ET]
• U.S. Open. Live coverage of the men’s and women’s quarterfinals. Featured match: Melanie “the Homeless” Oudin vs. Caroline “the Hottie” Wozniacki. Should be a doozy, no matter who wins. [ESPN2, 7:00 ET]
• Heavy Stuff. Nostradamus Effect. Episode: “The Third Antichrist?” “Believers in the writings of Nostradamus think Napoleon Bonaparte and Adolf Hitler were two of the antichrists predicted by the prophet, and they are searching for evidence that the third is already here.” Whoa. [HISTORY, 9:00 ET]
• Speaking of antichrists… The President is speaking tonight. You shouldn’t have any trouble finding it. But more importantly, I cannot believe this guy thinks he has the right to speak to the American public and spew his leftist, neo-socialist agenda. What kind of country is America turning into? We’re all going to be communists before you know it. Might as well get used to calling each other comrade.