Chris Cooley Is Crazy About Pot(tery)
I really have nothing to add here except Chris Cooley is making a pottery beer mug for charity. Yeah, try to wrap your brain around that one.
I suppose it could be worse. At least he isn’t fashioning a replica of his wang. You just know he wanted to, though, that cheeky monkey.
[H/T for video to Mr. Irrelevant]
Cooley Exposed More Than His Playbook [Deadspin]