The Headline Writers At NHL.com Are Alliterate
Sure, it’s impressive that Ms. Potter scored two goals, but if you were to ask me, I would have been far more impressed is Pucky Potter Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers. Now that would have been something. And how do you “pot” a goal, anyway? I’ve made it a goal to get pot, but that’s an entirely different thing.
Okay, I’ll admit with this post, we’re not off to a rip-roaring start here at the Sportress this morning, but be patient, I’m sure things can only get worse from here.
But alliteration is fun, right? Even saying the word brings a smile to my face. Well, it’s either that or the nitrous. Oooh, my mind is all tingly!
Potter pots a pair of goals for U.S. women in 4-2 win over Canada [NHL.com]