Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For September 2nd

• MLB Baseball Doubleheader. Boston Red Sox at Tampa Bay Rays followed up by Arizona Diamondbacks at Los Angeles Dodgers. Maybe tonight a hot air balloon will crash on the field in L.A.  Anything is possible in La La Land [ESPN, 7:00 ET]

• U.S. Open. Live coverage of men’s first round and women’s second round matches. With all the upsets that have happened thus far, it should be well worth watching. [ESPN2, 7:00 ET]

• Basic Cable Movie of the Night. Perfect Stranger. Now this is interesting. I had no idea they developed the classic ABC sitcom into a feature length film. Who played Balki? [FX, 8:00 ET]

• Laugh Your Ass Off. The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget. I’m guessing this will not be the unedited version, but even so, it’s will still be wildly entertaining. [Comedy Central, 10:00 ET]