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Wake N’ Blog For August 31st: Why Kind Of Country Are We Living In Where 55-Year-Old Men Can’t Bike Around Town Wearing Only A Thong?

wake-n-blogMLB Roundup. Kansas City Royals starter Zack Greinke continued making his case for Cy Young consideration with a one-hit shutout of the Mariners in a 3-0 Kansas City win. Placido Polanco hit a three-run homer with two outs in the bottom of the eighth to lead the Tigers to a 4-3 victory over the Rays. Manny Ramirez scored the winning run on a sacrifice fly by Matt Kemp in the 12th inning as the Dodgers beat the Reds 3-2 in extra innings. [ Scoreboard]

Little League World Series. The team from Chula Vista, California came from three runs back to defeat Taiwan 6-3 to win the Little League World Series championship. It is the fifth consecutive championship for the United States. [The Associated Press]

PGA Tour. Heath Slocum made a twenty-foot par putt on the 18th hole Sunday to win the Barclays at Liberty National in Jersey City, holding off charges by Ernie Els, Tiger Woods, Steve Stricker and Padraig Harrington, who finished one shot back. []

The worst part was when he was arrested, they had to pry him off the seat with a crowbar. Richard Irby (I’m sure he goes by Dick) was arrested in Tallahassee, Florida and charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct after the 55-year-old was seen riding around town wearing only a thong. “According to the Tallahassee Democrat, an officer who responded to a mobile home park on Aug. 17 was told that a resident saw Irby walking in a thong. The resident said Irby’s genitals were exposed.” Yowsers. Do you want to know what makes this even more disturbing, if that is possible? Pictures, of course! A photo of his mugshot and him in action on his bicycle after the jump.



Try getting those images out of your head the rest of the day. You’re welcome. [AOL News]