It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (August 27th)

• So long, Colt McCoy’s hilariously awful pornstache. [With Leather]

• Derek Jeter is marrying Minka Kelly? I hope he ‘fessed up and told her about the herp. [Busted Coverage]

• Some guy takes advantage of a listeria outbreak that killed 22 people to make a “Maple Leafs Suck” joke. Awesome. [Melt Your Face Off]

• This is one I’ve been waiting for: Afino’s Packers season preview. I wasn’t disappointed. [Style Points]

• Fans of Chinese midget basketball riot because of a tall player. Or something. I’m confused. [Sports Rubbish]

• Hoo boy. Check out this mural of Michael Vick in an Eagles jersey choking a dog in a Cowboys jersey. Awkward. [The 700 Level]