Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For August 26th

What to watch while I’m drafting my last place fantasy football team…

• MLB Baseball. Texas Rangers at New York Yankees. Little known fact: Alex Rodriguez once played for the Rangers. Seriously. Stick around, I’m sure I’ll be dropping more knowledge before you know it. [ESPN2, 7:00 ET]

• Little League Baseball. World Series: Staten Island (N.Y.) vs. Team TBA. I haven’t heard much about this team, TBA, but I do know that you won’t find out much about them until you see them. [ESPN, 8:00 ET]

• Any parent that does this to their child should be taken out and shot. Toddlers & Tiaras. Seriously, I have never watched this show – I have only seen previews – but it is fucking despicable. If you are not familiar with the show, flip over and watch one minute and you will feel the same as me. [TLC, 10:00 ET]

• Basic Cable Movie of the Night. A Few Good Men. I believe this is a documentary about the Kansas City Royals farm system. No, I don’t get that one either. [FX, 8:00 ET]