The Morning Bowl (August 24th): Not Every Person Who Comments On Yahoo! Is A Mouthbreather

• Nope, some of them fancy themselves poets – I think. [Melt Your Face Off]

• The Frat Boy is back and he’s doing what he does best (except for date rape): he’s recapping the weekend. [Style Points]

• Michelle Wie is now a winner. Suck on that. [Devil Ball Golf]

• ailanthus altissima is sick and tired of being sick and tired of the SEC. [The Phoenix Pub]

• Saved by the Bell had been around for 20 years? Jesus. Here’s an interesting retrospective. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Big Daddy Drew deconstructs Peter King’s latest column. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Horse racing ain’t good for horses? What the fuck? [Bootlegger Sports]