Morning Afternoon Bowl (August 20th): Internet? More Like Internot
Note: been having internet connection issues at work. Hence, the delay…Grr.
• Plaxico Burress is heading to the pokey for two years, where he will get pokeyed. [With Leather]
• Rob in WI has his Indianapolis Colts preview up. Wait, Indianapolis is in Wisconsin? My fucking Geography teacher lied to me. He also touched me inappropriately, but that’s a story for another time. [Style Points]
• lowercase profiles football in the MWC – that’s Mountain West Conference for the layperson. [The Phoenix Pub]
• The real reason Tony Dungy is so nice to Michael Vick and it ain’t pretty. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Newly single: superhottie Krystal Forscutt. (insert foreskin joke). [Sharapova’s Thigh]