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Courtesy of Tirico Suave

Day games at the Great American Ballpark – they should have told people there was going to be a town hall meeting at the stadium and at least 5,000 lowbred half-witted morons would have shown up to scream and be disruptive. Unfortunately, they would have been quickly escorted out of the park since that sort of behavior is only tolerated at Fenway Park and Wrigley Field.

My favorite part is the extreme caution people display when finding their seat in a near-empty stadium. You see them walking down the stairs, reading the aisle rows and then carefully making sure they sit in the right one. Hey, I don’t think anyone is going to care if you’re a row off. Relax a little.

But don’t even think of sitting near me, mother fucker – I need my space.

[H/T Tirico Suave]