It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (August 20th)

• A scientific study on Babermetrics, “to quantify and standardize the sexual experiences of men.” Intriguing. [Style Points]

• Butter Chicken pens an open letter to Ben Roethlisberger. [Food Court Lunch]

• David Stern talks hoops in a barbershop in Harlem. Makes sense. [With Leather]

• Here’s the NBC NHL schedule for the upcoming season, unless something more important comes up, which could be pretty much anything. [Awful Announcing]

• Ramzee Robinson, the Detroit Lions and crapulence. [Bootlegger Sports]

• Annika Sorenstam is going to let internet trolls like us name her baby. [Devil Ball Golf]