Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For August 19th

• MLB Baseball. Boston Red Sox at Toronto Blue Jays. I wonder if ESPN is aware of the fact that there are actual baseball teams all over the country and not just on the East Coast. [ESPN, 7:00 ET]

• MLS Soccer. Los Angeles Galaxy at Chicago Fire. I have never understood why the MLS didn’t go with American League Soccer. It has a nice ring to it. [ESPN2, 9:00 ET]

• This would be worth watching if the unseen footage was of her hanging herself. Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage. Boy, even I thought that was in poor taste. [FOX, 8:00 ET]

• Basic Cable Double Feature of the Night. Kill Bill, Volumes 1 & 2. You know what would have been cool? Watching this with David Carradine and you know, just hang. Jeebus, what’s up with me and the hanging jokes? [SPIKE TV, 7:30 ET]