It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (August 17th)

• Another highly amusing edition of LOLNFL. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Magnakai Haaskivi thinks that sports should go fuck themselves. Sounds good. [The Phoenix Pub]

• LeNoceur imagines how contract negotiations will go for the New York Rangers now that Mark Messier is on the payroll. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Irish sportsbook Paddy Power’s had an epic fail over the weekend regarding the PGA Championship. [Waggle Room]

• Cheryl Cole is the Thigh of the Week – with sexy pictures!! [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The New York Jets encourage Tweeting. [Bootlegger Sports]

• Phenomenal Swag: Bill Walton’s Total Book of Bicycling. Hilarious. [Ball Don’t Lie]