Wishful Thinking: “Sometimes You Eat The Bar, And Sometimes, Well, She Eats You”
The Stranger clearly had much wisdom and insight into the workings of the world.
Big ups to Sports Crackle Pop! for finding these candid photos of supermodel Bar Refaeli from her 2010 photoshoot that were uploaded to Twitter by a Senior Associate Editor from Sports Illustrated.
Now, some of you (let’s call you fancy boys and bull dykes – er, I’m sorry, militant carpet munchers) out there may be saying to yourself, “How does Bar Rafaeli have anything to do with sports? This is a sports blog, is it not? Granted, a terrible, terrible example of one, but a sports blog nonetheless. Where do you get off, Mr. Speed?”
I’m sorry, but where I get off is a deeply personal and private matter. All I’ll say is it’s not in the alley behind the adult bookstore – anymore – what are the odds that a convent would share the same alley as a porn shop?
Sportress of Blogitude uses extremely strict criteria to determine whether a topic is sports-related enough to constitute attention and subsequently, a post. If there is any doubt, one of the following conditions must be satisfied:
- It must in some way involve something that is considered a sport.
- Said news item must involve someone affiliated with a sport.
- You must be able to use the word “sport” when describing said news item in a sentence.
As I mentioned, very strict criteria indeed. In this case, I have to go with the third item: Candid photos of Bar Refaeli do not involve anything that is considered a sport nor do they involve someone affiliated with a sport but I can use Bar Refaeli and the word “sport” in the same sentence. So there, you knuckleheads.
Here are a few photos to wet your whistle, so to speak, but be sure to head on over to Sports Crackle Pop! because they have several additional sexy images.
Hey, what are you still doing here? Didn’t I just tell you to go check out the other photos? Now get to it!
Thank you for the Bar Refaeli SI Swimsuit candid photos [Sports Crackle Pop!]