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Wake N’ Blog For August 12th: I’m Sure He’ll Meet Another Person One Day Convicted Of Groping A Beloved Disney Character – It Is A Small World After All

wake-n-blogMLB Roundup. Mike Lowell hit a solo homer and a two-run shot after replacing Kevin Youkilis, who was ejected after charging the mound when he was plunked by Rick Pourcello (who was also ejected) in Boston’s 7-5 win over Detroit. Ben Francisco hit a leadoff home run in the 12th inning off Cubs closer Kevin Gregg as Philadelphia beat Chicago 4-3 despite only getting three hits. Dan Uggla drove in the game-winning RBI in the 11th as Florida rallied from five runs back to beat Houston 9-8. [ Scoreboard]

NCAA Basketball? Rick Pitino has admitted to police that he had sex with the woman who was trying to extort him for $10 million and then gave her $3000 for an abortion. Pitino denied allegations that he raped the woman and that the sex was consensual. [USA Today]

PGA Tour. Tiger Woods stated that he was not fined by the PGA for comments critical of a rules official’s decision to put the final grouping of Woods and Padraig Harrington at the Bridgestone Invitational on Sunday. According to Tiger, it was an “erroneous report.” []

Sixty-year old man convicted of groping Minnie Mouse at Disney World. John William Moyer of Cressona, Pennsylvania maintained his innocence but was still convicted for misdemeanor battery and sentenced to “write the victim an apology, serve 180 days probation and complete 50 hours of community service. Moyer must also pay $1,000 in court costs and possibly undergo a mental evaluation” after he allegedly groped a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time, but in this case, you have to wonder about Minnie’s role in this affair. You do know why Mickey left Minnie, don’t you? Because she was fucking goofy. Or Goofy. Well, both, actually. [AOL News]