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Wake N’ Blog For August 10th: I Can See That – Florida Man Blames Cat For Child Porn Downloads

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PGA Tour. It was a back-and-forth battle between Tiger Woods and Padraig Harrington – right up until the par-5 16th hole, which is referred to as “The Monster.” Down one stroke, Tiger’s approach rolled to within one-foot of the hole for an easy birdie while Harrington completely unraveled with an 8. The four-shot swing was all it took and Tiger walked away with his 70th victory. [PGATour.com]

MLB Roundup. Johan Santana gave up one run and five hits over 8 innings and added two singles and an RBI as he helped the Mets avoid a sweep by beating the Padres 5-1. Rangers rookie Derek Holland pitched a shutout, yielding only three hits and a walk while striking out eight as the Rangers beat the Angels 8-0. Johhny Damon and Mark Teixeira hit back-to-back homers as the Yankees beat the Red Sox 5-2 to complete New York’s first four-game sweep of Boston in 24 years. [MLB.com Scoreboard]

National Hockey League. Chicago Blackhawks star Patrick Kane was arrested early yesterday along with his cousin for allegedly assaulting and robbing a cab driver in his hometown of Buffalo, apparently because the cab driver didn’t have enough change for the $15 they paid on a $13.80 fare. Wait, what? [The Toronto Star]

Pete Towsend wishes he would have thought of this excuse. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach faces 10 counts of child pornography after authorities discovered more than 1,000 images on his home computer. According to a police report, “…Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found “strange things” on his computer when he returned.” Unfortunately, this is what the guy looks like:

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Yikes. Well, I guess there is only one thing left to do: play him off, Keyboard Cat.

Oddly fitting. [AOL News]