The Morning Bowl (August 7th): Peter King Must Think He’s Ferris Bueller Or Something
• Hilarious photo of Peter King along with an awesome video by Christmas Ape making fun of it. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Dan Marino is the NFL’s reigning comeback king, not that horse-faced John Elway. [With Leather]
• High school cheerleaders admit to taking ecstasy during retreat. That’s what I like about these high school cheerleaders…yadda yadda yadda. [Busted Coverage]
• Dammit, Roger Goodell, let the players tweet! [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• JohnnyDakotaStateU’s Cincinnati Bengals preview is up, bitches. [Style Points]
• Enormous Dallas Cowboys linemen Marc Colombo and Jay Ratliff mix it up during training camp. Huh. Ratliff must have said something to Colombo about how much his band Free Reign sucks balls.