The Morning Bowl (August 4th): For That Price, Jerry Jones Better Feed It To You Personally

• It will cost you $90 for a large, no-topping pizza in a luxury suite at the Cowboys’ new stadium. The last time I paid $90 and a pizza was involved, it was to pay the delivery girl not to report me to authorities. Some people just don’t get nudity or appreciate the artistry involved in penis puppetry. [With Leather]

• MJD says his goodbyes to the Arena Football League. [Shutdown Corner]

• Roy Jones, Jr. has adopted the nickname Captain Hook, along with the associated costume, for his upcoming fight against Jeff “Left Hook” Lacy. Business_Socks has some suggestions for who Jones, Jr. should imitate next. [Style Points]

• Peter King hits the road to check on NFL training camps. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The movie Multiplicity was confusing even to Darren Daulton. [Walkoff Walk]

• The Top 11 ways the Memphis Grizzlies are going to cut costs. Number 11: no more free guided tours of the city by Marc Cohn. [Five Tool Tool]

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