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This Isn’t The Has-Been NBA Player You’re Looking For


Rick Fox was apprehended by Imperial Stormtroopers at Comic-Con last Thursday which he was attending with new girlfriend/fanboy-nerd-masturbatory-altar-girl Eliza Dushku. The Stormtroopers were reportedly scared off by Fox’s Chewbacca imitation, which I guess isn’t so much an imitation as it is his normal speaking voice.

Clearly, Fox was having a good time at Comic-Con, and why wouldn’t he? The guy is living the high life, dating Eliza Dushku and undoubtedly making a nice living doing absolutely nothing except living off the millions of dollars he made in the NBA.

But one question: why is this guy always sweating so much? As I pointed out in a previous post, the guy sweats like a whore in church. Maybe shaving off all of his Wookie fur was a bad idea after all.

Rick Fox arrested by Imperial Stormtroopers [Ball Don’t Lie]